Quotes from the film:
Walter Stratford: My insurance doesn't cover PMS!
Kat: Well then, tell them I had a seizure.
Bianca: Has the fact that your completely phycho managed to escape your attention?
Walter Stratford: Hello, Katrina. Make anyone cry today?
Kat: Sadly, no. But its only 4:30.
Cameron: I burn, I pine, I perish.
Michael: Of course you do. You know, she's beautiful and deep, I'm sure.
Michael: Sweet love, renew thy force.
Patrick: Hey! Don't say stuff like that to me. People can hear you.
Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
Bianca: I think you can in Europe.
Bianca: You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?
Walter Stratford: I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggly with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!
Walter Stratford: Do you know what happens at proms?
Bianca: Yes. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home. It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine.
Walter Stratford: Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long.
Bianca: Can we, for two seconds, ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?
Walter Stratford: What's normal? Those damn Dawson's river kids sleeping in each other's beds and what not?
Bianca: Daddy that is so not...
Walter Stratford: I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggly with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!
Bianca: You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.
Kat: You're not as vile as I thought you were.
Bianca: There's a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But I love my Skechers.
Bianca: That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.
Cameron: I learned French for you!
Patrick: Someone still has her panties in a twist.
Kat: Don't, for one minute, think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.
Patrick: So what did I have an effect on?
Kat: Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.
Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it's just a party!
Walter Stratford: And hell is just a sauna.
Kat: You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know?
Bianca: I happen to like being adored, thank you!
Bianca: Where do you come from? Planet "Loser"?
Kat: As opposed to Planet "Look At Me, Look At Me"?
Patrick: Oph, see that, there. Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?
Kat: You're not surrounded by your usual cloud of smoke.
Patrick: I know, I quit. Apparently they're bad for you.
Kat: You think?
Cameron: She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time.
Patrick: Cameron, do you like the girl?
Cameron: Yeah.
Patrick: Yeah, and is she worth all this trouble?
Cameron: Well, i thought she was, but you know, I...
Patrick: Well, she is or isn't. See first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone ever make you fell like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it.
Patrick: Was that a yes?
Kat: No.
Patrick: Well, then, was that a no?
Kat: No.
Cameron: Just because you're beautiful, that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter.
Kat: You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know?
Patrick: Yeah, I know. But then, you know, there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.
Walter Stratford: You're 18, you don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want 'til you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it.
Kat: Well then, tell them I had a seizure.
Bianca: Has the fact that your completely phycho managed to escape your attention?
Walter Stratford: Hello, Katrina. Make anyone cry today?
Kat: Sadly, no. But its only 4:30.
Cameron: I burn, I pine, I perish.
Michael: Of course you do. You know, she's beautiful and deep, I'm sure.
Michael: Sweet love, renew thy force.
Patrick: Hey! Don't say stuff like that to me. People can hear you.
Chastity: I know you can be overwhelmed, and you can be underwhelmed, but can you ever just be whelmed?
Bianca: I think you can in Europe.
Bianca: You're asking me out? That's so cute! What's your name again?
Walter Stratford: I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggly with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!
Walter Stratford: Do you know what happens at proms?
Bianca: Yes. We'll dance, we'll kiss, we'll come home. It's not quite the crisis situation you imagine.
Walter Stratford: Kissing? That's what you think happens? I've got news for you. Kissing isn't what keeps me up to my elbows in placenta all day long.
Bianca: Can we, for two seconds, ignore the fact that you're severely unhinged and discuss my need for a night of teenage normalcy?
Walter Stratford: What's normal? Those damn Dawson's river kids sleeping in each other's beds and what not?
Bianca: Daddy that is so not...
Walter Stratford: I'm down, I've got the 411, and you are not going out and getting jiggly with some boy, I don't care how dope his ride is. My momma didn't raise no foo'!
Bianca: You don't buy black lingerie unless you want someone to see it.
Kat: You're not as vile as I thought you were.
Bianca: There's a difference between like and love. Because, I like my Skechers, but I love my Prada backpack.
Chastity: But I love my Skechers.
Bianca: That's because you don't have a Prada backpack.
Cameron: I learned French for you!
Patrick: Someone still has her panties in a twist.
Kat: Don't, for one minute, think that you had any effect whatsoever on my panties.
Patrick: So what did I have an effect on?
Kat: Other than my upchuck reflex, nothing.
Chastity: Mr. Stratford, it's just a party!
Walter Stratford: And hell is just a sauna.
Kat: You don't always have to be who they want you to be, you know?
Bianca: I happen to like being adored, thank you!
Bianca: Where do you come from? Planet "Loser"?
Kat: As opposed to Planet "Look At Me, Look At Me"?
Patrick: Oph, see that, there. Who needs affection when I have blind hatred?
Kat: You're not surrounded by your usual cloud of smoke.
Patrick: I know, I quit. Apparently they're bad for you.
Kat: You think?
Cameron: She never wanted me. She wanted Joey the whole time.
Patrick: Cameron, do you like the girl?
Cameron: Yeah.
Patrick: Yeah, and is she worth all this trouble?
Cameron: Well, i thought she was, but you know, I...
Patrick: Well, she is or isn't. See first of all, Joey is not half the man you are. Secondly, don't let anyone ever make you fell like you don't deserve what you want. Go for it.
Patrick: Was that a yes?
Kat: No.
Patrick: Well, then, was that a no?
Kat: No.
Cameron: Just because you're beautiful, that doesn't mean that you can treat people like they don't matter.
Kat: You can't just buy me a guitar every time you screw up, you know?
Patrick: Yeah, I know. But then, you know, there's always drums, and bass, and maybe even one day a tambourine.
Walter Stratford: You're 18, you don't know what you want. And you won't know what you want 'til you're 45, and even if you get it, you'll be too old to use it.